Monthly Archives: April 2013

Now that this is official, I will try harder than an inbred trying to capture a lascivious teen to make these posts top notch.

Now that these are no longer mere fleeting posts on Facebook, I’d again like to address all you scary movie lovers officially on my spine-chillingly shitty cinema review. I saw Wrong Turn way back in the day; knew a second … Continue reading

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The Facebook Status that Started it All

To my fellow lover of terrible, scary movies (I know there are several of you out there); to the boy or girl who watches a film and wonders how he or she can get that 1 hour and 20 minutes … Continue reading

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