Now that these are no longer mere fleeting posts on Facebook, I’d again like to address all you scary movie lovers officially on my spine-chillingly shitty cinema review.
I saw Wrong Turn way back in the day; knew a second was made; and thought I heard something of a third. As far as I knew it stopped there. Wrong! There is a fourth and a fifth and if I had to guess, each is worse than the last.
I went on Rotten Tomatoes to check that situation out. The second actually received a 78%, which is almost unbelievable for a movie like that, as well as upsetting because I’m led to believe it’s actually “good” good.
I caught the end of Wrong Turn 4 recently (literally the last five minutes), and it was so hilariously bad that I forced myself to stay up to watch Wrong Turn 5 to see how much worse it could get. I was far from disappointed. From what I remember of the first Wrong Turn, the makeup artists actually took a jolly good stab at making the inbreds look like actual inbreds. It looked like the makeup artists for Wrong Turn 5 ran out to Party City for some cheap Halloween masks. In addition, the small, deserted town where the majority of the movie takes place looked like a fake town that was built as a paintball course.
If you want to see a man’s ear chewed off and Saw-inspired kills, then I leave you with this picture and a decision to make:
I caught this on TV, and unfortunately it doesn’t look like the Wrong Turns are on Netflix yet.