To my fellow lover of terrible, scary movies (I know there are several of you out there); to the boy or girl who watches a film and wonders how he or she can get that 1 hour and 20 minutes of life back (you already know it’s bad if it’s an hour+twenty); to those of you that love to hate these movies, I have a couple that are too great to not share: When a Killer Calls (2006), and The Haunting of Whaley House (2012).
Yes, When a Killer Calls has an almost identical plot to When a Stranger Calls; it even steals some famous lines and makes them its own. For example, “Have you checked the girl?” Because, you know, this one is an only child. But I promise you it is much, much worse.
And The Haunting of Whaley House is just that unforgettable, lovable type of film that couldn’t have been made with more than $20 and a crew of idiotic friends who couldn’t have possibly taken even the most basic of acting classes.
Both of these movies can be found on Netflix. Please enjoy.