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Guess what day it is! Guess. What. Day. It. Is.

Happy Friday the 13th, all! Move over, Christmas. This is truly the most wonderful time of the year! And pretty much any other Friday the 13th that should occur… and Halloween.  You should be doing one of two things. 1) … Continue reading

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DUDE, don’t leave me hangin’!

Feh! Munger Road (2011): A 1 hour 26 minute horror/mystery/thriller movie, with an IMDB rating of 4.4 and “No Reviews Yet” on Rotten Tomatoes? Well that just sounds like Ally’s little slice of heaven. And really, it was what it was. … Continue reading

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Called it!

Knife Edge (2009). This is commentary, right? I’m allowed to be biased. I can like movies for silly reasons, and I often do. I really, really liked this movie and the first couple of reasons have nothing to do with the … Continue reading

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Tall People Reign Supremely Frightening

The Tall Man (2012) was less scary than it was suspenseful, and ended by tugging at my heart strings. Without giving too much away, I can say that this movie is based on the abduction of children, but it isn’t at … Continue reading

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“Lovely Molly”…More like “Ungodly Folly.”

Lovely Molly (2011) begins with footage from a wedding, where a happy couple celebrates with family and friends. Then it cuts to the couple’s current living arrangement, which happens to be the leading lady’s (Molly’s) dead parents’ old house.  Just to … Continue reading

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“House of Fears”… More like “House of Awesome.”

House of Fears (2007) is a solid “group of friends leave party to engage in additional illegal shenanigans only to meet an untimely demise” type of horror flick. The movie takes place in a haunted house, which attracted me to it … Continue reading

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It has that girl from Pineapple Express in it.

Yes, this girl.  The Ward (2010) started off promising then quickly hit a wall for me. Continuity is important in a movie. You’ve got to stay true to whatever era your movie takes place in. That’s why there are costume and … Continue reading

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There is a fine line between shitty scary movie and not-so-bad scary movie.

So these next two movies actually weren’t too shabby. But like the title of this post says, there is a fine line between… ^^aw heck, just re-read the title.^^ Session 9 (2001) and The Pact (2012) are two movies that actually are a … Continue reading

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“I’m telling you right now… This movie is going to be shot in first person.”

If I wanted to watch a movie made completely from a first-person view, with shaky footage that makes me nauseous, I’d just watch the original shaky-ass film: The Blair Witch Project. Netflix is full of great scary movies; but I … Continue reading

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The Incubus (1982). Just. See. It.

Paraphrased: “Her uterus was ruptured… There were ungodly amounts of semen near the crime scene… So much semen! SEMEN EVERYWHERE! This couldn’t have been the work of one man!” Later on… “No, this HAS to have been the work of … Continue reading

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